Humor

 
 
 
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally we could, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

A little Medicare humor...

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors, down a highway, when he is tapped
on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his
shoulder again and she hands him another
handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch
again, he asks the little old lady,
" why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth",
she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

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